Warm Weather Fan Pillows

It's officially spring

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

Sandy Floss

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

A Cumulonim-bus

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Lovely weather again.

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."