Warm Weather Fan Gifts

It's officially spring

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

A Cumulonim-bus

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Winter olympics.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Lovely weather again.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"