Cold Weather Fan Gifts

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Spring Break

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Let me guess: You're a Siberian Tiger...'

"So...tell me...What are you wearing?"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"My goodness, Henry! Take your scarf! You'll catch your death by cold!"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Winter has arrived."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

Sandy Floss

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '