Winter Warmth Fan Gifts

Warm Holiday Wishes

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'