Winter Warmth Fan Pillows

Warm Holiday Wishes

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"I prefer snow person."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Lovely weather again.