Cold Weather Fans Pillows

No, there is no hot lunch menu.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Lovely weather again.

Old Man Winter

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'