Cold Climate Fans Pillows

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Winter olympics.

Frozen Fish

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Old Man Winter

'Cold enough for you?'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.