Cold Climate Fans Pillows

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Winter olympics.

Frozen Fish

Old Man Winter

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'Cold enough for you?'