Winter Weather Fan Pillows

Frozen pees!

"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trawling for Fish.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

A Cumulonim-bus

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"I prefer snow person."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Snowmen

Lovely weather again.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"