Winter Weather Fan Pillows

Frozen pees!

"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Snowmen

Lovely weather again.