Winter Style Fan Pillows

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Sleeping in skis.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Lovely weather again.

Snowmen

Winter Olympics

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Beware of the Dog.

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."