Cold Weather Fashion Fan Pillows

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."

Cat Tie

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Joe's Tuxedos

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Snowmen

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

Winter Olympics

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

The world's greatest salesman.

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Igloo outhouse.

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."