Cold Weather Fashion Fan Gifts

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."

Cat Tie

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Diamond outfits

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Joe's Tuxedos

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Snowmen

Winter Olympics

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

The world's greatest salesman.

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

Igloo outhouse.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."