Winter Weather Fans Gifts

'Let's face it George: We're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Careful, that's hot.'

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Come to bed...it's way past winter!"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Winter Olympics

Snowmen

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.