Warm-weather Fans Gifts

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sandy Floss

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

igloo smoking zone...

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Snowmen

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

Eskimo Lego set.

'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

Frozen pees!

"Come to bed...it's way past winter!"

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'