Weather Fans Gifts

Do you think March will go out like a lion or a lamb this year? I wish it would go out like a wolverine

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Mother nature takes her course.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Sandy Floss

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

Weather today.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

A Cumulonim-bus

Weather forecast.

Canute Does It Again

Minnesota Weather.

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

igloo smoking zone...

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

'We can expect some showers in the west, sunny conditions in the south and a frog warning up north...!'

Questions for the wise one.

"The fog is thick, but so tender you can cut it with a fork."