Weather Pun Fan Gifts

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

A Cumulonim-bus

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Parking validation

LARGE FRONT

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

"Of course it's a bribe. I put the 'buy' in 'buy-partisan.'"

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

Bottle shock