Planetary Pun Fan Gifts

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

God's studio assistants

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Cutting round an igloo...

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Pluto

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Parking validation

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'