Planet Fan Gifts

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

God's studio assistants

"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.

'The sun can't make it.'

"It's sad to see that my old pal from the solar system is no longer with us..."

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Slinky Cow World

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Space Pioneer

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Newton's cradle

Astronaut Selfie.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

People Planet.

Do something for the environment.

Moon Cave

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"What happened?"