Animal Planet Fan Gifts

People Planet.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Wolf Karaoke

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"I'm a monster."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"