Planet Fans Gifts

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Swamp gas

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Newton's cradle

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Do something for the environment.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"What happened?"

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

Serious business

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

God's studio assistants

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"I'm your sun!"

Supermarket Newscaster

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'Uranus!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

The REAL reason for the end of the world.