Planet Fans Pillows

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Newton's cradle

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Swamp gas

Do something for the environment.

People Planet.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"What happened?"

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"I'm your sun!"

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Supermarket Newscaster

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Serious business

God's studio assistants

'Uranus!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!