Planetary Pun Fan Pillows

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

God's studio assistants

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Cutting round an igloo...

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Finger Food.

Parking validation

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'