Planetary Pun Master Pillows

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Bed Spread"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Card shark

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Barbed Pen