Planet Punster Pillows

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

'Pluto is really upset about being cropped out of our planetary picture.'

'Excuse me, I'm about to take a meteor shower.'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'Plenty more where that came from, baby.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Dang! I hate orbiting behind a gas giant..."

"You better avoid mercury. Today, he is in retrograde."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'California' as a planet of its own

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Intelligent people laugh too!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Sweep the board.

Tree house.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Water is discovered on the moon....