Planetary Pun Lover Pillows

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Did the earth move?

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think about the honey."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Cutting round an igloo...

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

He says he needs space.

'Moon'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

"I told you not to get central heating."

A North pole dancer.

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

Ass-tronauts.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

"I'm sorry John you just can't name the planet 'Urectum'."

"Just going clubbing..."

"If you squint, you can see Uranus!"

It's not your mother, it's just a big rock.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'