Solar Pun Lover Pillows

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

Cutting round an igloo...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

He says he needs space.

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Moon'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

"She's my sole mate."

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Ass-tronauts.

A North pole dancer.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

Did the earth move?

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"I think that I've discovered the first comet with a pony tail."

"Just a little off the top."