Solar Pun Lover Mugs

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

Cutting round an igloo...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

He says he needs space.

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Moon'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

"She's my sole mate."

A North pole dancer.

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

Ass-tronauts.

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

'Global warming? I smell fish sticks!!'

Did the earth move?

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

It's not your mother, it's just a big rock.

"If you squint, you can see Uranus!"

"Just a little off the top."