Cosmic Pun Lover Pillows

Space: A Venn Diagram

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

The Physiciatrist...

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

The Principal of Inertia.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

Space Shuttle.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

He says he needs space.

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'