Planet Supporter Gifts

"Fine. No sea rise. But don't open that window."

2021

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Lumbar support animal

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

Evolution.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Slinky Cow World

"I think we have run out of time..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

COVID Vaccine

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."