Green Planet Supporter Gifts

Nope, I can't think of one positive contribution humans give our planet either!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"We've made a few changes."

Oil Spill

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"Reverse!!"

Global warming

Zero emission vehicles

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

'Father Time, this is Mother Nature - WE HAVE GOT TO TALK!'

Global Warming. - Globe dripping in sitting room.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Plogging Marathon

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'I like it! It has a nice ring to it.'

"I just can't believe the irony. Eric, dead, all because he got tangled in a Bag for Life."

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

Stress

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

'When did we send a political contingent?'

'Okay, let's put the sign right here. Cut down some trees so everyone can see it!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"You doing ok, Panda?"

American Idle

'This is Green Peace! Throw out your refrigerant and come out with your hands up.'

"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."