Green Planet Champion Gifts

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Climate Change

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

David Attenborough's Morning

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Crazy Weather

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Climate Change

Rain Forest

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

Methane Emissions