Green Planet Champion T-Shirts

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Climate Change

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Rain Forest

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Climate Change

Crazy Weather

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.