Green Energy Champion T-Shirts

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Don't worry... the warmer it gets the less we have to worry about the cold."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Solar Plant

Deforestation.

Ecological balance.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Electric car

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Sustainability