Green Planet T-Shirts

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Just Stop Boil

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"AI"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Toys and environmental pollution

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Climate Change

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...