Green Earth Enthusiast T-Shirts

Oil Spill

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

How Glaciations Begin

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

City Windfarms.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Plant Parenthood...

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."