Green Earth Enthusiast T-Shirts

Oil Spill

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

How Glaciations Begin

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

City Windfarms.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."