God's Green Earth Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Eco Princess

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Honest Vending

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Climate Crisis

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

How Glaciations Begin

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Noise Pollution

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Free Radicals.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"