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The world's tap.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The sea 2050.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"What about my footprint?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Climate change santa...

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Dustbin monster.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Choices.