Earth-loving Guru Prints

The world's tap.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

The sea 2050.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'...and this is the water garden...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Climate change santa...