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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"What about my footprint?"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Bio Fuels.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Dustbin monster.

Recycled passion.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"