Green Screen Guru T-Shirts

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

Recycled passion.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Dustbin monster.

Choices.