Green Guru T-Shirts

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."

Choices.

Solar-Powered Catnap

We should wait and see if climate change is happening before we do anything

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

Vegan Insomnia

'No wonder we're experiencing global warming, someone cranked up the THERMOSTAT!!!'

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'In my spare time I'm a doctor.'

An ill looking Earth checking it's own pulse.

"You're fairly new to the conservation movement aren't you, Clive?"

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

'He's an incorrigible optimist!'

"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Personally I'll be convinced about climate change when I see some evidence

California Dreaming

Open space office with a fully autonomous energy supply.

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'