Green Team Guru T-Shirts

"The hard part is reducing emissions and building climate resilience. The hard part is that all the stakeholders need to coordinate and cooperate for years."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"What about my footprint?"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Bio Fuels.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.