Green Gurus T-Shirts

'...and because you both seem to be interested in the environment, you can be assured your loved one will play an active part in the green revolution.'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."