Green Gurus T-Shirts

'...and because you both seem to be interested in the environment, you can be assured your loved one will play an active part in the green revolution.'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.