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"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes