Green-thumbed Gurus T-Shirts

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

'Why can't you just read seed catalogs in the winter like other gardeners?'

The Busy Gardener

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Doing the borders.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Horti-Culture

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

Garden.

God's Subcontractors

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

Eco Princess

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.