Green-thumbed Garden Guru T-Shirts

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Positively Petersham

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"