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'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cats and gardens.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'