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'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Cats and gardens.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!