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'Great, he's going to be a bean counter.'

Watering Can

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Dog in Daisys

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

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Tree Passion

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'