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"How were the first few sips?"

He was forced to take early retirement.

Plant Fast Food.

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Dad tricked me when he said I could turn a new leaf.'

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'Boy, it was a close shave: Thought I was a goner when that lawnmower passed over me...'

Happy Gardening neighbours.

'Okay class, you can tell that this is a dogwood tree by its bark.'

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

Hedgehog Trimmer

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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