Garden Gurus Pillows

"How were the first few sips?"

He was forced to take early retirement.

Plant Fast Food.

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Dad tricked me when he said I could turn a new leaf.'

"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

F&E Nursery. Is it a special fertilizer just for mushrooms? The breakfast of champignons!

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'Boy, it was a close shave: Thought I was a goner when that lawnmower passed over me...'

Happy Gardening neighbours.

'Okay class, you can tell that this is a dogwood tree by its bark.'

'Whose job was it?'

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

Hedgehog Trimmer

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Sale! Weed Whackers