Garden Gathering Guru Pillows

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

Tartine

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog in Daisys

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Giant slug attacks a city

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'